I’ve never really done New Year’s resolutions, mainly because I am, well, perfect. Nothing to improve on here.
To those who make them, good on you. Go to church more. Hit the gym. Quit smoking. Stop spoiling “Star Wars” for people who haven’t seen it. I wish you success in your endeavor and hope you make it past next week.
For those who don’t succeed with their resolutions, to those I say: You are an abject failure and a disappointment to all who believed in you.
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